The New Hetero Male

Promoted Piece, by Leland Mellott

Dear Friends, I submit that a new kind of Straight Man or Het has come into being. He is young. He is a nice person, kind-hearted and has respect for women. He is a faithful friend. He hates no one. The following thought would not bother, let alone anger, him, "What Gay Men know from experience, Straight Men, in their deepest selves, also know, which is that their anal cavities are capable of prolonged and exquisite sexual pleasure."

His sexual energy is optimal. He wants a lot of sexual intercourse. When a woman hits on him, she invariably gets him into bed. He uses condoms. He works out, tries to maintain himself in good health. He is enamored of his penis if it is large. Watching a film of a man fucking a woman while sucking off another man would be no problem to him. A three-way (two men one woman) is his preferred sexual fantasy. For his kind, sex is not dirty and sinful; it is fresh, clean and beautiful.

He is universally attractive to older women.

He can be curious about sodomizing another man and, if the opportunity presented itself, would not hesitate to do so. Giving his butt to another Het, well, he'd have to do some serious thinking about that. However, if he were emotionally attached to a good friend, fellatio would be a "normal" activity, if it were mutual. (After all, a penis is just an enlarged clitoris!)

This kind of young fellow, who is found all around this earth, will be instrumental in bringing peace to our world.

Warm Regards,
 Leland Mellott
Mount Vernon, Washington 98273-7289, USA
leland.mellott@yahoo.com

P. S. This letter is posted at Men In Touch, August 26, 2011, Vancouver, BC, Canada